Paul Simon says there must be 50 ways to leave your lover, but here’s one he may not have considered. A woman called the Tehama County Sheriffs Office and said she had been attempting to evict her boyfriend from her home. She informed them that the boyfriend, Christopher Foster, is a registered sex offender who had not renewed his registration for two years. Deputies confirmed that Foster was out of compliance and he’s been sentenced to 2 years in state prison.